By Steven Vivian
The useless too have hopes...
And one of the hopeful lifeless is Alex Resartus: obtuse professor, vague novelist, schizophrenic...and vampire.
As an obtuse professor, he bewilders and frustrates his bored scholars; as an imprecise novelist with a once-promising attractiveness, he wants to get well his artistic powers, yet his shattered brain stands within the manner. As a schizophrenic, Alex's brain is "broken", and during this most unique novel, A SELF-MADE MONSTER, Alex plans to reorganize his damaged brain with complete blood. For Alex's targeted quirk - either his blessing and his curse - is that he's taking at the qualities of his sufferers in so much extraordinary ways.
Alex sees the bright and socially backward pupil, Edward Head, as his savior: Edward's disciplined and strong brain is simply the tonic Alex must rejuvenate his inventive powers. yet Alex isn't the just one with hopes. The dwelling between him have their very own hopes. Edward¿s hopes are carnal. He wishes either Holly Dish, an amalgam of sweaty undergraduate daydreams, and Claire candy, a returning grownup coed who's either cool and mysterious. Holly and Claire too have their very own hopes, as does the quick and cynical Jimmy Stubbs, who hates to check and likes to drink beer and scheme. The hopes of every personality intersect and finally violently knot - generating a twisting climax that leaves a few characters lifeless and others approximately to take pleasure in an surprising monetary windfall.
By turns violent and humorous, A SELF-MADE MONSTER is among the most original vampire novels ever released. It strips away the drained clichés and red prose of the vampire tale and replaces them with dead-on characterizations, a galloping plot, and a brand new belief of the vampire itself.
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